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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Company-wide email: "We've had our best year ever and it's all thanks to YOU!"

Me: "Great. Can I have a raise?"

Company: "Oh, we can't afford THAT."

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago

Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.