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I bet my roommate to stop pooping for 3 days. How can I manipulative them into pooping and make them lose the bet? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by cyclohexane@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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No I will not provide any details onto why I bet my roommate to do this. Please don't ask me because I will not answer.

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[–] Thndrchld 6 points 1 year ago

Day 1: Taco and Prune juice night Day 2: Make them breakfast - coffee and bran flakes; bran muffin. Day 3: Make a cake. Chocolate. Use a pastry bag to ice it with chocolate icing. Be absolutely sure they see you squeezing out the icing onto the cake with a very satisfied, nearly orgasmic look on your face. Make eye contact. Smile. Wink.