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I wish for two of the best Belgian beers ever made. (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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Would really hit the spot right about now.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Granted. You have two great beers. To ensure that they are the best Belgian beers ever made, Belgian beers steeply decline in quality. In a few months time, they are basically all just like Bud Light with Lime.