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[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (21 children)

Sky News article popped up as a suggested read on my phone for some reason:

"Hackers are targeting people who type these six words into their computer."

Wrong answers only - what are the six words?

the actual wordsthe words are: "Are Bengal cats legal in Australia?"

Edit: you guys should be comedians! I am cracking up.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hackers and bengals? I wouldn't download one of them again noisiest little fuckers out there.

E; here was my bad bwoy. Dude was an arsehole (almost lovable though) just not at 4am.

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I was thinking along the same lines as you

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Did you used to work for The Truth lol

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Akshully this is quoted in a Redgum song.

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh wow! I don't remember the song, and I'm sure as hell not going to google it!

Edit: DDG was my friend, Yarralumla wine it is!

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Wrong answers only - what are the

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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(Hackers realise you're illogical and will probably fall for a scam)

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