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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)
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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

“Such is the scale of advancements we’ve made, that 2024 Tim Cook would walk up to 2023 Tim Cook holding a bit ‘L’ on his forehead before giving him an atomic wedgie for having such a crappy iphone.

I like the joke but this is so clumsily written.