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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Crapple heads will buy anything their programmers tell them to.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

See you say this, but anyone who bought a cheapo Galaxy S20 in 2020, stopped receiving major Android version updates in 2022 whereas anyone who bought an iPhone XS or XR in 2018, will still get a major iOS version update in 2024...

Oh wait, what's this, the S20 was a flagship device, comparable or more expensive than the iPhone 12 at the time? Well that's a bit embarrassing...