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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)
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[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What’s the different between you shilling ram today and them shilling upgrades tomorrow ?

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

Does someone tie your shoes for you or are they Velcro?