This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 3 months ago

me 60 seconds ago: "there's no way he ended with "you want him to do you so much"

me now: 🌈

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Oh gosh, I've never actually seen the original before, only the countless memes. That hurt my heart, to see him become increasingly stressed out as he stumbled over his words, bless him. I was incredibly relieved to eventually get the sentence out and for him to relax into a smile.