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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Human milk certainly contains Lactose and Whey Protein.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just gave you a pretty succinct definition of Dairy. Yes.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Google shows conflicting answers and the Wikipedia page doesn't list human milk.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And we all know how trustworthy Google Search is...

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 months ago

Not actually using Google, just using it as a generic term for search.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well if you go by FDA's Title 21 Chapter I Subchapter B Part 131 Subpart B then not only is human milk not a dairy product but the only animal who produces milk is a cow, however in 2018 they requested submissions weighing in on whether plant products should continue to use "dairy group" words such as milk and yogurt on their labeling, so I think there is probably some leeway on this.

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 5 months ago

the only animal who produces milk is a cow

Some kids are gonna go hungry, no goats milk for ewes.