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Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons (newsthump.com)
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[–] DaSaw@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just hope they eventually cast some fully Britishized actor originally out of Hong Kong... one trained in certain things Hong Kong actors are known for. I want a kung fu Doctor. :p

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

Just thinking of the running scenes through random spaceships being spiced up with some wall runs and flying rotating kicks and it is glorious.