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I've heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.

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[โ€“] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 23 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sharp dressed men ๐Ÿ˜Ž (C#)

Please kill me.

[โ€“] xilliah 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
kill(me); // x_x 
[โ€“] souperk@reddthat.com 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You spelled Fin Tech Bros wrong

[โ€“] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 months ago

Pfft I wish. I'm one bad day away from asking people if they want fries with that.

[โ€“] firefly@neon.nightbulb.net 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Here, carry this big beam. It won't be long now if you stay the course.

"And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me." (Luke 9:23)

"For if ye live after the flesh, ye shall die: but if ye through the Spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live." (Romans 8:13)

"I protest by your rejoicing which I have in Christ Jesus our LORD, I die daily." (1 Corinthians 15:31)

[โ€“] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 months ago

I'm struggling to understand how this comment relates to anything. Perhaps you could explain what you are attempting to convey?