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[–] SrTobi@feddit.de 25 points 9 months ago

Fuck that. It's awesome! I want to have lazy initialized globals. It's that package. I want code to shorten my builder pattern I import that. I need a typed concurrent work steel queue. No problem.

I look at a c project. Everywhere custom macros to do the most basic shit. I want to parse an xml in c? Better use a sax Parser and put all the data into globals. Cryptography? Better implement that ourselves... Using a library would be too much of a hassle.