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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I drank half a bottle of orange juice and smashed a bunch of dried apricots and pears. Had issues in the toilet of the explosive nature, but I still feel the rumblings within.

Pray for me

[โ€“] bananafungus@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

This just gave me war flashbacks to the time I ate half a bag of dried apricots in the middle of a work day completely unaware of what they will ruthlessly do to your digestive tract.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would be the sulfurous preservatives. The bowels of Hell are about to open in your bathroom

(plus the sorbitol in the apricots and pears)

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah ha! Now I know which chemicals are to blame for my problรจmes de toilettes.

Damn them, why are they so delicious ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For your next trick, a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that would be lethal. If not to you anyone in the near vicinity.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

They call it the A-Bomb for a reason