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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions (www.theonion.com)

submitted 10 months ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] jarfil 3 points 10 months ago

Then, 90% of that feed gets used by the animals to walk around, fart, and generally stay alive until they get slaughtered. Essentially, 70% of the soy crops gets wasted on breeding animals to suffer.

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