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Woman Only Feeds Her Cat Three Times a Day Because She Is Mean (reductress.com)
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[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"I have never been given a meal in my life." - Cat who has his own very specific wet food flavor preferences and an entire shelf in the pantry devoted to their favorite treats.