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Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory (www.theonion.com)
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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 12 points 11 months ago

Sure the Oompa Loompas are dying in forced labor, but this is the Best System in the World™