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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If it takes days for your platelets to close a wound, go see a doctor.

[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

Don't judge my platelets! They're just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn't been good on their quality of life either.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know what? If it takes more than 5 minutes, go see a doctor. You’ll bleed to death in days.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Waiting for somebody to do the math based on how big the wound how long would one last.