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[โ€“] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don't forget the impossible timelines.

A marketing person once told me (an engineer) that his legs were made for dancing.

... So he could say whatever to customers and weasel out of it.

[โ€“] BackOnMyBS@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

"Marketing" is a corporate euphemism for manipulation.