Boss makes a million,
I make a buck.
Steal the catalytic converter,
Off the company truck.
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Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime.
That's why I'm shitting,
On company time.
Always steal time at your job. It's morally correct.
Hard worker sees small talk as unnecessary.
Chad chats up management and gets promoted.
Not really... Guy willing to do managements dirty work gets promoted.
It’s like you built your own fence to keep yourself from advancing!
Say what?
TIL chad face is map of chad
so how many of us are browsing from work?
Yo!
I'm on a 9 week holiday right now.
holy fuck how
👨🏫
Ayo! I'm ready to go home!
Edit: it worked, office closed an hour and a half early today!
I already am home. I start at "9" lol.
Fr tho, my boss has said in 1 on 1s that I'm doing great, so I don't see a need to keep increasing the amount of work I do. I don't get a salary thats as high as other similar jobs, but it's work from home with great benefits and I realistically work 32ish hours. I also have a few more vacation days than what's standard.
I'm never giving this up - its too damn easy
Hmm… I am a mixture of both.
Does smoking copious amounts of weed on company time count as being a Chad?
Nope. That's gigachad territory. Good employees get high on the clock
I was hard worker. All I got for it was lifelong chronic pain.
I don't think it's a fair trade.
The real chad just doesn't take a clocked out lunch to begin with
fuck yeah, you don't owe your employer a damn thing.
I'm not sure which. Maybe a bit of both.
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