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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"look i registered my own domain name all by myself!"

the domain: "localhost"

Wow, these new TLDs are terrible! ICANN has really lost it this time!

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Engineering is about trust. In all other and generally more formalized engineering disciplines, the actual job of an engineer is to provide confidence that something works. Software engineering may employ fewer people because the tools are better and make people much more productive, but until everyone else trusts the computer more, the job will exist.

If the world trusts AI over engineers then the fact that you don't have a job will be moot.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

People don't have anywhere near enough knowledge of how things work to make their choices based on trust. People aren't getting on the subway because they trust the engineers did a good job; they're doing it because it's what they can afford and they need to get to work.

Similarly, people aren't using Reddit or Adobe or choosing their cars firmware based on trust. People choose what is affordable and convenient.

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

In civil engineering public works are certified by an engineer; its literally them saying if this fails i am at fault. The public is trusting the engineer to say its safe.

[–] zagaberoo 4 points 1 year ago

What's being discussed here is the hiring of engineers rather than consumer choices. Hiring an engineer is absolutely an expression of trust. The business trusts that the engineer will be able to concretely realize abstract business goals, and that they will be able to troubleshoot any deviations.

AI writing code is one thing, but intuitively trusting that an AI will figure out what you want for you and keep things running is a long way off.

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

In my hometown there's two types of public transit: municipal and commercial. I was surprised to learn that a lot of folk, even the younger ones, only travel by former, even though the commercials are a lot faster, frequent and more comfortable. When asked why, the answer is the same: If anything happens on municipal transport - you can sue the transport company and even the city itself. If anything happens on a commercial line - there's only a migrant driver and "Individual Enterpreneur John Doe" with a few leased buses to his name. Trust definitely plays a factor here, but you're right that it's definitely not based on technical knowledge.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tbf I don't really wanna do ops work. I barely even wanna do DevOps. Let me just dev

[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me too 😭
I don't want to "kubectl", I want to " make" 😭

[–] kittyrunningnoise@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

so write a Makefile that calls kubectl!

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only thing ChatGPT etc. is useful for, in every language, is to get ideas on how to solve a problem, in an area you don't know anything about.

ChatGPT, how can I do xy in C++?
You can use the library ab, like ...

That's where I usually search for the library and check the docs if it's actually possible to do it this way. And often, it's not.

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[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

These morons are probably going to train AI wrong so job security for the next 100 years.

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

Might be about time for testers to start cr4pping their pants tho.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

only because ai hasn't replaced the client..... yet

[–] hlqxz@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Bruh this cracked me up