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[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This and that article about the 16 year old that got arrested for cutting down a historic tree makes me wonder if there's a way to uncut down a tree. Like using grafting and some kind of tree steroid

[–] Squids@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The closest thing to what you're talking about is grafting, but that's a specific thing that only works on certain species and I don't think can "glue" two entire halves of a tree back together, maybe just a branch at the most if you're very careful and lucky

It's why if you plant a seed from a random apple from the supermarket, you're very probably not going to get a tree that produces that apple. Most commerical fruit trees (including ones from your local garden centre) tend to have a bottom half that's hardy and resistant, and then a top half which was "glued" on that actually provides the fruit you want. The bottom half controls the genetic material in the seed, but the top half controls what the fruit will look like.

On the other hand, you can totally glue a snapped cactus back together, provided it hasn't been too long and the two halves aren't too damaged.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago

The bottom half controls the genetic material in the seed, but the top half controls what the fruit will look like.

Yeah, that part isn't true. The top half has the sexual organs, and controls both the fruit and the genetic content of the seed. The seed of that tree will be a genetic descendent of the top half, not the bottom half.

The problem is, as the other commenter stated, that the offspring of the tree are not likely to share the specific combination of genetic code that makes the exact apple we are looking for. If you want that exact apple, you need a clone of the original tree, not a descendant of that tree.

[–] EmrysOfTheValley 6 points 1 year ago

There is a thing called Coppicing or National Trust Link where the stump shoots off and grows new trunks from there. Its not exactly the same and some trees are better suited for it than others.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

This sub needs no rules mentioned.

[–] AngryMulbear@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Ok never had a hugger

[–] Stoneykins@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

Oh no, what a horrible insult. I'm sure OP will never recover from being told they hug trees, you went too far.

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

have you ever hugged a tree? it's actually pretty soothing.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Found the captain planet villain