Just open your mouth and throat wide, and pour the coffee in so it never touches your teeth.
Or take it the same way I do: Rectally.
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i feel like so many people the world over need to just fucking buy caffeine pills: cheaper per unit of caffeine, doesn't taste like shit (so many people don't make good coffee anyways), and way more convenient.
Also might overdose.
"might" implies it's a lot more likely to happen than it is, it takes like 10 pills of 100mg each to get the classic caffeine dependency with headaches and stuff, and to reach genuinely serious effects you would have to chug the entire bottle (assuming it's a 50-pill bottle).
A fellow Student of mine had some symptoms from drinking high coffein black tea and then using some coffein tablet. (Everything Was well afterward, but high jitteryness, Lack of focus and high heat rate aren't good)
I make my own iced coffee so I can chug it quickly.
Funnily enough, a dentist did tell me something like this once, but for soda.
Apparently it's better to chug it than sip it because the acid in the soda doesn't touch your teeth for as long.
Glad I'm not the only one who was held hostage to this weird conversation. I don't even drink coffee.
Or just use a straw
I mean, that's what he actually said, but stretching the truth to make it fit the meme gives me a reason to comment in the first place lmao
Abandon coffee, embrace tea 🙇🙇
I listened to my dentist's advice to stop adding milk and sugar in my coffee. I now appreciate the taste of coffee much more, felt like reducing added sugar overall, and best of all I can be a coffee snob now. Win-win.