Nothing? She already has access to it all anyway...
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2023
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Dunno, but I have a girlfriend now.
It'll take her so long to scroll through all the movies and TV episodes that she'll never get far enough down the file tree to find the niche porn.
How niche are we talking
NOT illegal, and not crazy shocking weird. But niche enough that when I find content I like, I do try to download it because finding it again on the typical streaming sources can sometimes be a crapshoot.
She would be disappointed in how untidy my files are.
"Why is the final version of this project called "test1_b_new_reworked_draft_2_prefinal_dif_font_b_temp_FINAL.png"?
She would then forgive me because her filing is worse than mine.
Use git.
Please.
I'm begging you.
For image files? I know you can save image files and git but I just don't know what it does with them.
There is always git LFS
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Apparently, OP is the only one who's got something to hide from his girlfriend.
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If she's my girlfriend, she's not going to judge, and instead lend me some of her clothes, help me with makeup, and discover that she's not 100% straight after all
She'll get bored as going through those files. Meanwhile I'll be trying to figure out if her sudden presence in my life means I'm now bi or homosexual
Eh, don't sweat it. If you like someone, you like someone, there's nothing more to it.
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"Wow, so many unfinished projects"
Wife already has access to my computer and all my files.
Do people not stream their porn nowadays?
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My bf wouldn't care, lol. It's mostly boring. And the spicy stuff is already stuff he's seen.
Same.
Btw it's so lame that OP assumes it's only guys here. There's dozens of us!!!
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My wife gets mad that I have a girlfriend.
I become very confused at finding out that I have a girlfriend.
My wife is my ex-girlfriend, but we're still dating. She gets mildly amused when I point this out, but she might just be humoring me.
I rejoice at having a girlfriend
My files are already unencrypted and she has the password to my pc. We're both adults so she obviously knows that I watch porn so they wouldn't surprise her. Everything else is just boring stuff.
What happens? Well, I just got a girlfriend!
About the files, I don't even remember what's in there.
So much random stuff.
90 random PDFs some of which is books I planned and still plan to read, but firstly I need to somehow gain some understanding in mathematics
Files recovered from 128MB MicroSD card I found on sidewalk some years back
Files recovered from my tablet I had when I was 8
Files recovered from mom's old phone
Copies of DVDs I own as .iso files
1,118 songs I've been collecting since I was 8
54 "Educational videos" - Electronics plus GSM cracking series
Leaked source code of FarCry because why not
212 pictures of Hatsune Miku
Never Gonna Give You Up video
1,739 Screenshots
22 Firefox buttons and banners
140 satellite images received with my SDR
1,553 Photos (Camera)
3 websites downloaded with wget
And 10s of thousands of insignificant files I don't even remember. But that's just my phone's SD Card. I don't delete stuff, at most I move it to directory named ZZZ_Garbage.
Well I'm a datahoarding pirate so lots of movies, shows, games, porn, hacking tools, bot creation tools, firmwares, family pics, movie/show posters, ISOs, etc. Nothing to hide really. Might question my complete siterip of cum4k, tiny4k, and anal4k maybe.
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~8tb of movies and tv shows all 100% legal π₯°
100% legal
That isn't a flex around these parts
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Neat, free backups! Thanks!
My wife would probably divorce me for having a girlfriend I didn't know about
I finally made a full backup of my system. I guess be happy about that.
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Probably just ask why I have so many pictures saved of other people's cats.
Then gets upset that you didn't send her the cutest ones.
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Nothing. She has a login on my system and can access pretty much anything already, minus emails and dropbox I believe. But there's nothing worth hiding either.
I get nervous about her discovering I'm married to someone else.
A copy? Not possible unless she builds a NAS
My SOβ already has my files, encrypted or not, on their NAS (part of an arrangement where I keep my backup on their NAS, and they'd keep their backup on my NAS--once I manage to have one). I doubt they even gave it a look.
She doesn't even look at them most likely
She gets bored looking at it all, probably. The most interesting thing I there is nudes of her.
Ok, she would get a little annoyed with all the pictures of her sleeping. She hates me taking photos of her asleep.
Not really much. Now if my wife would get the dump the story might be a bit different.
You good bro?
Blink three times if you need help.
Pornography starring Scout's mother.
She has admin access on my server and can see everything so she already has that. We spend pretty much 24/7 together anyways so nothing to hide in the first place.
"Why do you take so many goddamn pictures of our cat?"
"Why wouldn't I?"
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