this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] apis 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like how the agent has mentioned it as if it were a highly desirable feature, reiterates it, then includes a great many photographs of the bathtub in the kitchen.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So good they mentioned it twice!

[–] mars296@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

I think they don't want to waste time showing the apartment to prospective renters that aren't paying enough attention to the listing only for them to walk in, say " bathtub in the kitchen? No thanks."

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

A lot of dishes fit in there

[–] hallettj 7 points 1 year ago

This location though - in Little Italy, walking distance from all the trains, for under $2k... It's honestly tempting.

[–] Metaright@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's a really, really deep basin for washing all the dishes we put off.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wash the dishes while you wash your bits. that's a time saver right there.

[–] paper_clip@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Neato@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

4 Flights Up In a WALK UP Building SMALL STUDIO WITH BATHTUB IN KITCHEN -(THERE IS A BATHTUB IN THE KITCHEN) 3 FLIGHTS UP IN A WALK UP BUILDING.

I kept reading hoping we'd get to "2 FLIGHTS IN A WALK UP BUILDING" and then 1 flight.

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The rest is hilarious too

There are No Fees, No Dogs, No Brokers. Owner. apt available for Immediate Occupancy Cats OK. We are the Owners

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

So after looking at this apartment, I scrolled down… and there was another studio apartment that had already been rented in the same building… that ALSO has a bathtub in the kitchen. I’m sensing a pattern here… hehe

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Wash the pots and your arse crack at the same time, Steptoe style.

[–] Zitronensaft@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Some people are way too into their shower beers. You really don't need to move the tub next to the fridge. Time to stage an intervention.