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I'm turning 42 next summer and have been thinking about hosting a Towel Party; this image is going to be very helpful.
That OP, he's a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.
I was really hoping I'd find this here.
Stay at a better hotel then. This is like shopping at Walmart and complaining about how many people in there smell bad.
Ah yes just "have more disposable income". Simple advice, thanks.
Dissatisfied with capitalism? Just have more money! Capitalism cant legally fuck you up if you're rich.
/s
Oh wow I totally had no idea you joking thank God you added that dumb /s
Believe it or not, I've had people called me a capitalist bootlicker when I make that joke without the /s
So? If they can't grasp humor it's not your fault.
You can go to a better place and pay less, but you go ahead and act superior since you clearly know what you're talking about and aren't just pulling shit out of your ass.
Woah chill lmao
If only my company allowed me to book my own hotels while traveling for work...
Oh, well then yours is probably the best solution then.
When you shop for towels, don't get a towel, get a "bath sheet". They are XL towels
Fuck that, beach towel ftw
Fuck that, aircraft detailer.
Don't forget to replace your soap with aircraft paint stripper to get extra clean.
Two stories:
The last time I stayed in a Motel 6, maybe 35 years ago, the towel was practically tissue paper.
I once delivered a box of towels to the Senate Club at the Forum (back when the Lakers played there), and wow did I ever see how the wealthy live! Those were the biggest, most luxurious towels I’ve ever felt.
I have had to stay in a lot of hotels and the good the bad and the disgusting, it doesn't matter.
I am bringing my own fucking towel. You can say "stay at a nicer place" all you want. but those who can afford those places, are also those who can affod to be the sickest, most perverted fuckers out there and employees that give far less a fuck's worth of care.
This, but my pillow. Since I learned how amazing latex foam pillows are, I've had a hard time sleeping on regular pillows ever since.
Also the idea of a used pillow
I think you're supposed to bring your towel
Why are they heavy tho? I have a much thicker towel at home but it's much lighter than hotel's.
All the stale cum
You and your hotel both use books as towels?
Yes
