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~~This is DJ G bringing you all the good beats to get you through this day~~

Haha hello Melbourne DT’ers! This is your host Ms GA and I’m back and hosting another Friday thread.

Hope you have a marvellous Friday irl. And if not then I hope today’s thread will turn that around and you have fun here! ☀️

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[–] Sir_ListerOfSmeg@aussie.zone 24 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Found out old mate from my old work who used to treat me like shit was pushed out the door yesterday.

Huzzah!!!

[–] the_procrastinata@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer dickhead. Good riddance!

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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 20 points 2 years ago (26 children)

As it's Pride month (love all my gay/queer/trans homies and homettes) I'd like to share that we have had three separate friends of our kids, come out to us before telling their parents.

My wife responds with a motherly hug and I put the kettle on.

I've told all the kids that if they need adult backup when (if) they tell their parents, I'll happily accompany them and offer sanctuary, just in case.

I may not be their parent, but I'll pretend to be one if it makes them feel safe.

I don't share this a lot in real-life to keep our space safe for the kids, but felt like saying it here tonight.

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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Had an influencer encounter at the gym this morning. Their session lasted about 10 minutes before a staff member escorted them out.

Local council gyms don't play that shit it seems.

[–] BigWhiteDog@aussie.zone 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That would have been pretty funny to see

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

It definitely was. Grins all around.

[–] omoikiri@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A fitness influencer (or wannabe one) was recording an exercise set at the gym. The gym has very strict policies about recording equipment (forbidden without a permit). Several people complained, including a trainer who was running a class behind this person. Staff member came over, grabbed the phone, turned it off and essentially said "Let's go" and started walking away.

Person didn't even have a membership and were on day 3 of a free trial too.

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It is not Covid. Three years and counting of dodging that particular plague

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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 15 points 2 years ago (18 children)

“Safety isn’t important” says man who would later go on to implode under the ocean taking 4 other people with him.

Probably the single greatest win for climate change in a while.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel bad for the young dude who went with his dad and the Titanic expert (professor) who has done the dive previously.

The sub operator was an absolute tit with his attitude to deep sea diving.

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[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Darwin award winner of the decade

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[–] tone_212@aussie.zone 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

On the menu for tonight is takeaway pizza, a bottle of red and a TV show which requires no thinking. I'm mentally spent, today was a really tough day. Recharge required.

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[–] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

The cat is very cute and when she sits next to me she puts her paw on my leg or foot

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[–] _miss_cellophane_@aussie.zone 14 points 2 years ago (7 children)

After pushing through to finish out the work day (bossy boss & my last day before a week off), I found and booked in with the Richmond Priority Primary Care Centre, to have my increasingly painful ear looked at. Now have confirmation of an infected ear.

That clinic takes in urgent cases that can be handled without going to emergency, and was such a great alternative given all the standard GPs seemed to have closed for the weekend. They were super easy to book in with via HotDoc. Highly recommend.

spoilerAlso, my (newish) BF is being really sweet and is offering to postpone our plans for tomorrow so he can just make me dinner and take care of me 🥹

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I've been up for 6 hours. I've had 4 hot drinks and I just realised I didn't give little dog his breakfast. He didn't even complain. Bad mummy.

[–] jaybb3rw0cky@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't it a horrid feeling! I feed our cats in the morning when I wake up, but noticed if I sleep in on the weekend they help themselves to their kibble (which they're very good at rationing). If I feed them later in the morning they still eat it but then likely throw it up, so I usually feed them in the afternoon if I have slept in.

I forgot for the first time ever the other week, and we've had them for nine years. They didn't complain but it wasn't until the next morning when I got their food out that I realised. I felt so fucking terrible.

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago (19 children)

I don't know how some find it hard to sign up here. I just googled aussie zone, followed the prompts to login (I think Chrome keeps my deets) and I'm in and I'm technically challenged. Like I only learnt how to screen shot last night.

Also I think we do need to come up with a new name like Tinybreak suggested. Something like The Melbourne Literary and Microwave Potato Society.

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[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Forgot to say hello to everyonehere, I finally made it here today.

I was wondering where everyone from the DT went when it came back and I stumbled across a stray comment after Epicpillow said someone was impersonating them here.

Good to see all the familiar names I used to see!

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's cold, it's dark and I'm on my way home having been given the nicest compliment anyone has ever given me

You have a presence that lifts everyone around you

My heart

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[–] jaybb3rw0cky@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm loving the individual greetings for the daily threads - such a great way to come in and say 'ello. Thank you @Goddess_Amaterasu@aussie.zone!

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[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago (19 children)

BEHOLD!

The paupers Pop-Tart!

Image shows a crustless jaffle-like food with Nutella filling, sealed around the edges by pressing with a fork.

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[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 12 points 2 years ago (22 children)

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🥪🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥫🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Tea with lemon and honey, please. I don’t feel well

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[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I definitely have a new work crush. Fuck.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it a new microwave in the tearoom?

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

There is nothing new about my lust for Martha

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do they like microwaved potatoes?

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[–] landsharkkidd@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago

Ahh Friday. Today my partner comes over and I'm so excited to see them. I haven't seen them for like three weeks! (Usually we see each other each weekend but they had work all weekend both times) I can't wait till we can live together because ugh.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Going out for Japanese tonight. If there are gyoza i'll smuggle a few back and put them with this mornings croissants to share with the class.

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[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Friday off means a good gym, sauna and spa session this morning! Looking forward to steak and wine tonight!

Can I just say that I kinda love that there's more comments in here than over on /r... teehee!

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm not stepping on bacon's shoes but if anyone wants a croissant I'll sneak a few out from the ridiculously large hotel brekky spread.

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[–] useless_modern_god@lemmy.one 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Perfect scores in science for MissGod. Again. This is pleasing.

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I have a little story to tell. I'd never been interstate so for our first trip together we booked a flight to Tassie and booked a nice cabin out the back of the pub with a "continental breakfast" included. How good is that we thought. I wonder what a continental breakfast involves. Bacon, eggs maybe some sausages and mushrooms thrown in if we are lucky. Now we couldn't google this because internet wasn't really a thing back then. It was so long ago that we flew there on Ansett.

Anyway we arrived at the pub to book in and thought we'll stay for a meal. Half way through, old mate calls us over and says "Here, I may as well give this to you now so I don't wake you up in the morning" and he hands us a freezer bag with 4 slices of white bread and a small carton of long life milk. Still nothing jerried.

We get to the cabin and we do what any respectable couple does. He checks the TV for channels. I raid the fridge. And there I discovered the open jar of jam, Vegemite and margarine. "Um Dear I don't think the continental breakfast is what we think it is" "What do you mean?"" Well there's condiments in the fridge. I think it just means toast".

Everytime we here those words "continental breakfast" we laugh.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Many years ago I went to Tasmania for my honeymoon. One night we went to the local fish and chip shop, and attempted to order grilled fish. We were told (in the most toneless and expressionless way possible) "we only have fried." So we changed to fried fish. Tried to order a steamed dim sim, were told "we only have fried." Eventually we managed to work out an acceptable order containing only fried food, including a minimum serve of chips. Which turned out to be a small bucket full. We pretty much gave up at that point, ate our minute serve of chips, and "we only have fried" became an oft-repeated comment whenever we ordered food.

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[–] Waddlekins@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yay friday! Hopefully i can get some errands done in the morning

My asian pantry delivery arrived and now i have crab tempura snacks 🦀

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[–] landsharkkidd@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I gotta say, one of my favourite things about these DT's, is when we're talking about family members, pets, etc. we use our username along with anything identifying the relationship. I'm really enjoying it.

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[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I very nearly bailed on a social occasion last night, and I'm so glad I didn't. Much fun was had.

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[–] prime_factor@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago (16 children)

There's been an out of cycle fare increase. Myki fares raising to $5 for an adult 2 hour fare from July.

[–] goodviking@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Can I get an out of cycle pay rise?

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[–] halibutherring@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hey, I made it. Behind the times on a good thing, as is my raison of sorts, it seems. Um... hi.

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[–] heyheyitskay@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Watching The Matrix, for the umpteenth time. Shit never gets old.

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[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Goodnight all, see you all later on when I check in before work.

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[–] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (6 children)

It's date night.

Sticky date.

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[–] RosaliePreistley@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hey Goddess! Thanks!

Woke up and had the opportunity to chair another meeting which was nice. This AA group have become my newest family. They are teaching me things I'd never thought of and making me be incredibly honest with myself. If anyone's been in aa you'll know what I'm talking about.

Going to the wonderful cafe around the corner for breakfast then get some groceries and I'll come home and make a vege stew. Got a bit extra work to do as well but looks like a lazy-ish friday. Maybe I'll do some music and start looking at all the work leads I got yesterday. Really need to start taking time to do some exercise for it's own sake as well.

Enjoy today, its a bit longer then yesterday!!! Weather looks grim, but we don't have to be grim in outlook.

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

It is no DT Breakfast Special, but a honeycomb up and go is not bad

[–] anobium_punctatum@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Friday, I'm in love 🎵

Gotta get through today, then off to the freezing landscape that is Ballarat for the weekend. I can do this.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (9 children)

why is it that very hot coffee is more satisfying than hot coffee?

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