Gaming

Dadspace - A game of smoking meats and questionable fashion choices

Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.

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Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens

Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.

Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.

All of Duty - you work in a company which, after several waves of layoffs, has been severely understaffed.

I have no Mouth and I must Cream

... I don't want to talk about it

AMOGUS - Nothing changed

Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is

The Itcher - a man's journey to free himself from feeling itchy.

Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.

Oat Simulator: the most intense game about preparing breakfast.

Ant-chamber: cleaning up an ant infestation in non-Euclidean space

Stay: a cat tries to stop its owner from leaving the house

Mincraft: a picture of a single block for minimalism

Shove Knight: a game about a knight that fights by shoving enemies off of cliffs

Udertale: goat mom starts a "business" after her teaching does not pay enough for the bills.

Until DAW: only the power of music can defeat the wendigo

Doki Doki literature cub: same game but all the characters are bears

Pants vs. Zombies: a tower defence game where a clothing shop keeper must protect their property from a zombie apocalypse by throwing jeans, khakis, capris, shorts etc. at them.

Assassin's Reed. A game about an Assassin and his precious piece of Reed that he uses to kill people with.

Fallout: New Vegs - a post-apocalyptic farming simulator.

Dom - a former space marine navigates the lifestyle in a point-and-click adventure with a kinky flair

Pathfinder Kinmaker: It's all about managing your lineage.

Got Simulator: A simulator where you sit in a bus and the kid behind you ask if you have Simulators on your phone

Keep Taking and Nobody Explodes: steal as much as you can before the bomb detonates.

Word of Warcraft - word feud with elves and orcs

Mario Art - it's just Mario Paint.
Hearts of Ion - very complicated particle physics simulator.
Imworld - you can trigger challenges at your will.

Gran Theft Auto - same as the original, but you play as an 86 year old woman named Mildred.

Andy Crush - dating sim.

Amnesia: the dark decent

A survival horror where you have to run away from a very polite, forgetful monster.

Hal - I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

American Tuck Simulator..

Microsoft Fight Simulator 2020

Learn how to fight in photorealistic settings all around the world!

Tar Craft - A liquid based physics construction game.

BiShock - I'm Christian and unfortunately cannot elaborate further on this sinful content

Tom Raider - The guy who invented raiding.

World of Go - A puzzle game where you have to play multiple games of Go to complete puzzles, and save the world from the enigmatic World of Go corporation.

War raft: an RPS game set in the ocean.

Grand heft auto: a weightlifting simulator.

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• Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
• Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
• Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
• Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
• The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
• Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
• Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales' mom
• Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
• Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
• Oom: Out of mana

Hollow Night: Drunken Vampires without a life

Slay the Sire: eat the rich!

Grand Heft Auto: An exciting simulator of the daily routine of a weighbridge operator.

Allout New Vegas

Now you're broke!

Allout - A game about surviving in the wake of a nuclear disaster

Mehwarrior - Assume the role of a bored military member standing watch over an empty shed.

Words With Fiends - Travel through the planes of Hell debating the denizens.

Microsoft Light Simulator 40th Anniversary- The classic particle / wave physics simulator now allows you accurately model everything from radio arrays and lasers up to particle accelerators and tokamak reactors.

Half-Lie - conman simulator

Slay the Sire - Instigate a medieval peasant revolt and establish a commune.

Dot - puzzle game using dots