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The pawns have revolted and formed an anarchist commune. What should I do in this position? (I'm white)
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this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2023
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Holy Révolution!
google horde chess
Holy shit that's actually a thing. Wait no uhh I mean uhh Holy chess variant
Actual zombie horde.
Hi Spez, my advice is to hold off for a while on that IPO.
Ok, but I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money. Sorry, I meant I like money.
-Promote bishop to king
-Send him to pawns
-Say that everything is his fault
Pay some pawns money or other incentives to stay in place and not move forward. Then you can easily take care of the smaller portion of pawns that do get ahead. Plus you also sow discord among the pawns and divide them between sellouts and otherwise
Just hire some "counter-intelligence" chess-pieces to destroy their movement from the inside!
I hired some guy but he seems to be organising the revolution into a unified communist state and industrialising instead?
Holy Marxism!
Actual tankies
Tell them the pawns on row 8 are the cause of all their problems.
Import white pawns across from the other tables, arm them with shields and force move black pawns out on the north side.
Now the new ~~slaves~~ pawns are also revolting, what now?
If you’re in the US, call the police.
Teleport behind them
Concede
i love being white
How does en passant work here?
@itszednotzee castle left, create a corridor to back rank for one rook via the a file.
Kill them all.
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