Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.
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I like the view; Though the pressure will end me
hey, it's going to be quick :)
My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.
no bueno.
It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.
I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.
Confusing
Yes
If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed
Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world
Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO
Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.
My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.
Classy
Always knew I was destined for hell.
Not so bad tbh
I love dumplings
My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.
Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.
Looks like I am drowning...
Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...
pretty warm and crispy
Not too fun, Iโd imagine.
Probably the sound I'll make when I die?
Cute but full of shit
I...I don't even know how this would work.
...
Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.
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Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?
Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.
Well at least there's somebody there when I die.
Death goes viral, probably
I'm guessing pretty bad...
im not sure do i get eaten by fish or do i drown in a pile of fish?
You get eaten by that big jumping fish in Super Mario Bros 3.
This is the best way I could've every gone.
Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.
Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia