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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm reading this on the toilet because of past me.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

Toilet gang rise up!

Don't forget to wipe and wash your hands after rising up

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Props for using a Land Before Time template. Yup yup.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Me loading up my pizza with hot sauce like I don't have debilitating acid reflux.

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's literally why i can't smoke as much weed anymore. I just start eating like there is no tomorrow. I was once in amsterdam and we smoked pretty much all day. There was a small carnival in the center and they had a food stand with waffles and one with burgers. I was so damn hungry that i ordered a burger and waffles while eating, rinse and repeat, i don't know how often i did this, but the waffle guy was fascinated and concerned at the same time. And i was as well, i'm a 75kg lanky tall dude. It was very late and i went back to my hotel with both hands full of food. An hour later i had to go back because i thought i was starving. I legitimately thought i was gonna die.