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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To anyone curious: It's barely bad enough to even be funny. It's not a great porn flick. Pretty basic Ron Jeremy, piss poor parody that's only really interesting because of Nintendo's actions. There's also a sequel.

There's also a fuckton of porn we'll never see. Supposedly there's stacks of Disney stuff bored animators have drawn, things for Bethesda titles that never left the office... It's wild, when you start running down the rabbit hole.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago

Not to mention two millennia of porn allegedly in the Vatican Archives.

[–] Malgas 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is that…Bowsette?

I know it can't be, since the character didn't exist when this was made, but it's interesting that her costume looks at least as much like Bowsette's (and not at all like Peach's or Pauline's) as his looks like Mario's.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's probably just 'Sexy Latex Peach'.

... Which basically is what Bowsette is anyway, in terms of character concept.

What would be a lot more funny would be if this included an anthropomorphized (or not) Birdo, who is basically a pink Yoshi with giant tubular appendage for a face, who wears a bow, and was canonically described as male but 'thinks he is a girl' and 'would rather be called Birdetta' in the Super Mario 2 manual.

That game came out in 88, could possibly be before this porno lol.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That name always bugged me. "Peachette" was so called because she was a combo of Peach and Toadette. A combo of Peach and Bowser would be "Peachser" or something like that.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bowsette just sounds better than Peachzer or Bowpeach, that's why it spread so quickly.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

It does, but it's wrong, dammit!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That reminds me of that My Life as a Teenage Robot "parody."

[–] butter@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can't just say that and not elaborate. Btw, she's underaged

[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The title of the show literally states that she’s a teenager and people will go “would”

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

technically, 18 and 19 are teen ages thats why there is a teen section in porn