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[–] odium@programming.dev 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart^1^.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

First of all you're insane, secondly I love you

[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

awww thx, i love you too <3

[–] odium@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

It's working on all hot too

it worked on active!

[–] RDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

This one gave me a good chuckle.

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[–] luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Actual sorcery

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

There was a cute cat in between