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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 81 points 4 days ago

Do "woke fillings" contain trans fats?

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

AKA, The Daily Heil

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

I didn't even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it "Zac" is cunt too probably

"Woke filling" is what i call it when i come by to fill up your secretly gay dad.

The woke filling that they are talking about is chicken. It's woke because it's low in fat.

I wish I was making this up but that's what the article says.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

Fucking transgender bicycle sandwiches!

[–] frazorth@feddit.uk 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!

Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 7 points 4 days ago

Gen Z will know when they start to feel old when the next gen start taking flack in the press.

[–] GoodShowSir@feddit.uk 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)

Woke air sandwich!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Stay alive long enough and you'll wish you had air.
I'm already wishing

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In several areas of the city, pollution levels were more than 50 times higher than the World Health Organization’s recommended safe limit.

Fucking hell. Stay as safe as you can given the air is now toxic!

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Well, I only need to worry about myself though, since this is the ideal habitat for Delhi-ites. In fact, they still walk around with smoke-sticks in their mouth because the levels are not high enough for them.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

'They have monopolized everything that it is possible to monopolize; they have got the whole earth, the minerals in the earth and the streams that water the earth. The only reason they have not monopolized the daylight and the air is that it is not possible to do it. If it were possible to construct huge gasometers and to draw together and compress within them the whole of the atmosphere, it would have been done long ago, and we should have been compelled to work for them in order to get money to buy air to breathe. And if that seemingly impossible thing were accomplished tomorrow, you would see thousands of people dying for want of air – or of the money to buy it – even as now thousands are dying for want of the other necessities of life. You would see people going about gasping for breath, and telling each other that the likes of them could not expect to have air to breathe unless the had the money to pay for it. Most of you here, for instance, would think and say so. Even as you think at present that it’s right for so few people to own the Earth, the Minerals and the Water, which are all just as necessary as is the air. In exactly the same spirit as you now say: “It’s Their Land,” “It’s Their Water,” “It’s Their Coal,” “It’s Their Iron,” so you would say “It’s Their Air,” “These are their gasometers, and what right have the likes of us to expect them to allow us to breathe for nothing?” And even while he is doing this the air monopolist will be preaching sermons on the Brotherhood of Man; he will be dispensing advice on “Christian Duty” in the Sunday magazines; he will give utterance to numerous more or less moral maxims for the guidance of the young. And meantime, all around, people will be dying for want of some of the air that he will have bottled up in his gasometers. And when you are all dragging out a miserable existence, gasping for breath or dying for want of air, if one of your number suggests smashing a hole in the side of one of the gasometers, you will all fall upon him in the name of law and order, and after doing your best to tear him limb from limb, you’ll drag him, covered with blood, in triumph to the nearest Police Station and deliver him up to “justice” in the hope of being given a few half-pounds of air for your trouble.’

Robert Tressell, The Ragged-Trousered Philathropists (1914) | Ch 15
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"

[–] UKFilmNerd@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

They're probably busy saving money for a house. No more avocados and cancelling Netflix! 😆

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 4 days ago

My grandad liked ham sandwiches.

My dad liked crisp sandwiches.

I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I'm an older Brit. I have no idea what point I'm trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 4 days ago

There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

You like something I don't like?

THAT MEANS WAR!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.

Link

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

Better than incontinental cheese.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 4 days ago

Wow, sorry gen-zees, but the avocado is for millenials only.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago