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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I've had to move my open mic to next week due to feeling sick :( sorry for the short notice to anyone that was wanting to come along

Edit: I have the day after off from work because Saturday is my birthday so we can have a couple of drinks lol

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[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

US election commentsIโ€™m very dismayed by the US election result. I wouldnโ€™t have been shocked at a trump win, I thought it would be close so was a possibility. But was not mentally prepared for a such a large margin. So many Americans want this? I would like to think they didnโ€™t understand what they were really voting for. I have a sinking feeling thinking about what the next four years might have ahead both for Americans, and globally for places like Ukraine and the Middle East.

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[โ€“] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What in the ever loving Mary Shelly nightmare is the Helicoprion's mouth in that quiz???

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Marge had a grumble but Huey isnโ€™t sending it down. Melbcat has still retreated

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Hard to tell who's dressed for work, and who's making their way home after a big night ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A prompt and some pear juice for Simon please.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I want to buy more seeds and garden stuff but the moneyโ€ฆ the limited number of pots and the invasive grassโ€ฆ the fact that it might get stolen or the garden destroyed/raidedโ€ฆ

:(

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[โ€“] Nath@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Bereft of the left it's obvious theft

Stay to my right and keep me in sight

Unless you have no insight I'm bigger than you

Don't dilly daddlidoo in the middle you poo.

-A pedestrian 2024

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[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Actual footage of the pathology nurse realising my hairy arms are perfect for inflicting maximum surface area coverage with the paper tape:

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh my god, as a woman unfortunate to be cursed with lots of body hair, ripping off the paper tape is worse than whatever required the use of the tape, most of the time.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

unfortunate to be cursed with lots of body hair

For me on the other hand I was lucky enough to grow a beard and buy strongbows when I was 16. I was very popular for a bit there.

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[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)
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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I need to put a 2nd non vodafone Sim card in my phone because they randomly drop out when you need them most...

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