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Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider (theonion.com)
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[–] quigat@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The penis mightier than the sword

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 0 points 2 months ago

you can't bring a penis to a knife fight, man