Melbourne

This hayfever can eat my fuck

School is great when I get to spend the day with beautiful Labradors! 😍😍

22 degrease today suns out guns out.

Mr P finally tested negative this morning. I'm off back to work, broke as a joke! Wish they hadn't taken away sick pay for casuals, would've really helped. I know you get paid a little extra and you're meant to tuck it away in case you get sick, but in a single income family that ain't happening.

“Eat my fuck” is a delicious phrase that I don’t hear enough of.

I may have got 92 on my last assignment, but I could raygun this current one. NFI what I am doing.

😝 The Daily Chair. I gave the chair a rub down using the finest sandpaper and then applied the 3rd coat with long strokes being careful for drips.

It's look so glossy and awesome. Can't wait to use it on a daily basis. 🙂

Why coffee no work? 😩😴

I’m pretty disgusted by the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.

Learning modules through work are always a terrible experience. Why are they so clunky and difficult to use? They could just be forms with embedded images and videos

Great Ted Cat update.

Ted asked to have his face brushed and the rest of him brushed too. He likes it and I think he sees the need for it. Sadly he isn't a low maintenance Neeb he's a high maintenance Blue Himalayan, which explains his very cute face.

He has knots that we are working on. 😿

• Movie was good
• I did not understand the nerdy plot
• I do not understand the rules of the multiverse.
• My brain hurts
• Good jokes

Despite mrs b’s lack of enthusiasm, and a little bit more lenience from her than I would like I’ve gotta say the bedtime routine seems to be working a lot better with the kid. That’s night 2 he’s gone down after 2 stories without it being a shit fight. And we’re only 3 days into the routine.

Hooray that's the last happy bubble for the retaining wall. Fuck me I need another radox bath I'm not built for that.

I thought I was okay fit but that thing broke me.

Apparently I need multifocals now? Rip my bank account

F yeah found a final breakfast burrito pack in the freezer. Lunch just went from "meh" to exciting.

Muscle memory is a heck of a thing hey. I got a coffee at the drive through, used my right hand to put it in the cup holder so used my left foot to go for the break, my brain recoiled cause I guess it was expecting a clutch to go all the way to the floor. Looked down at the gear selector and there was a 3 second delay (though it felt like an eternity) where my brain goes "P? D?! the fuck is this, what do I do?" before it finally clicks and go "oh. Select D you idiot".

2 years we've had some form of auto car now, and for 10 months its been my primary daily driver.

14.5 C at 7:45 am? I'm practically sweating

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/aug/14/girl-11-stabbed-in-leicester-square-attack-is-australian-government-confirms

WTH. I just can’t even sometimes…

You know how hungry + angry = hangry? Is there a version for hungry + sad? Like I have just felt low key sad all afternoon because I didn't eat enough for brunch. Deprived. Living off digestives until I could get home and eat dinner.

Baldur's Gate 3.

Shall I buy the game as someone who has only ever played Stardew Valley, Nintendo games, and MMORPGs like Club Penguin?

I am sold on BG3, thanks people. Unfortunately though, I went to buy the game and the payment was not going through. So I've decided to wait a while and then hopefully next time it will work. Delayed gratification for the win :)

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On the bus with my enrichment prac project, made of cardboard. Why did I get a coffee when I only have two hands!? 😭

The warm sun streak ends tomorrow. Sigh, it was nice to feel like I was in a warm exotic location, being able to wear shorts without being cold, no heating required, did wonders for my mood.

There has been night roadworks near me, and my sister was complaining of a high pitched noise coming from drilling. I didn't hear it until she pointed it out. Even though her room is close to mine and we share a wall, I can hear it louder in there.