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Time to start an internet war! (lemmy.ml)
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[–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dipping > slathering in sauce. Less messy and more control over chip to sauce ratio

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 months ago

But when it's cheese sauce and bacon, the Mess is part of the experience.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Chip < Fry

[–] youngalfred@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As an Australian, here's the real war.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chip = Fry <> Crisp = Chip

[–] Dymonika 2 points 3 months ago

I forgot what that middle operator means.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Pommfritt!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Let me introduce you to poutine

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

Came here for this. Thank you to you and your fellow Canadians (assuming based on instance) for bringing this treasure to the world.

[–] ArrogantAnalyst@infosec.pub 6 points 3 months ago

Poutine is great!

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[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 16 points 3 months ago

Salt

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Fight this:

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago

Chili, to make chili cheese fries. Yum.

Also good w/ tater tots.

[–] Floey@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Call me crazy but I mess my fries up and eat them with a fork.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

Salt and Malt Vinegar go all over my fries.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Messy fries > dipping fight me.

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, sometimes you don't want dirty hands

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you not have forks where you live?

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Somehow feels more barbaic to use forks to eat fries compared to fingers

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bet you're one of those brainlets licking the salt off your fingers

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

I bet you never thought about napkins, or washing your hands after youre done

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I put salt on my fries. I dip them not.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Sateh saus, mayonaise and raw chopped onions, the "patatje oorlog" in the Netherlands, or "war fries". Sooooo good

[–] linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

salt obviously but besides that cheese and bacon.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Kapsalon superiority