Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn't sell all his data.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.de 4 points 4 months ago

I heard he's a Coca-Cola Plant

[–] belated_frog_pants 27 points 4 months ago

Huh?

[–] Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means

[–] sarsaparilyptus 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe it was a convoluted way of breaking the news that Neil Gaiman is a sex pervert

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 21 points 4 months ago

Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.

[–] jherazob 17 points 4 months ago

Wait, what? Did i miss some scandal or something?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago

With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago

This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening

[–] Jentu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 months ago

Santa's the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago

I love how everyone is debating "Sells that information to companies", but no one's talking about "knows everything you do".

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 7 points 4 months ago

Where do you think he gets his story ideas? You think Sandman is fiction?

[–] sarsaparilyptus 7 points 4 months ago

???

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Geil Naiman

[–] Darukhnarn@feddit.org 0 points 4 months ago

What did I miss?