Figure out how to make sexual intercourse or masturbation physically pleasurable. Most people seem to get it naturally, but I can't crack the code.
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Huh? Maybe youβre asexual or something
Oh god, I wish that were true!
Anything physical. Running is out of the question, I would collapse the moment I tried. I can actually climb decently, but due to susceptibility of failing, I don't. Can't swim, even if I can make it look like I can for a moment. I'm not a flying monkey so I can't fly. And the only dance I can do is the fortnite dance.
Don't you all count your knuckles for that?
At times, I still miscount.
Auditory processing. Say a vaguely complex paragraph to me and I won't get anything out of it. It is just one of those things I have to explain to people and ask them to request things in writing. Writing is the polar opposite, I can have details stick with me for decades.
I should think for a few seconds before talking about right or left directions. I sometimes make mistake when I say it without hesitation!
What about Tiananmen Square�!? That was kinda cool for the CCP!
I wasnβt there but maybe someone here was.
Oh wait.
No.
They were all killed and then turned to mush by tanks repeatedly driving over the bodies and then hosed dune the drains.
GLORY TO THE CCP AND HOW WONDERFUL THEY ARE TO ALL THE PEOPLE.
whistle
tell when it's about to rain by looking at the sky
Figure out when a kettle of piratoes is ready. I can cook a lot of stuff, but when boiling potatoes I always need my GF to check if they're ready.
Edit: potatoes. No fucking idea what happened with my spelling
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Skate backwards. I am really good going forwards, carving, hockey stops, but try to go backwards and I'm an unsteady infant.
Jaysus wept, there's many I can argue:
Cannot play even one instrument
Cannot listen to tonal languages properly
Cannot ride a bike