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New Texas Law Makes It Legal To Sue Any Woman Whose Weight Fluctuates To Find Out What’s Going On There (www.theonion.com)
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[–] BioDriver 25 points 6 months ago

God dammit don’t give them ideas

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago

This is why we need data privacy protections against the government