Asklemmy

Time for my abuelo's only surving recipe to shine. Hang in there with me for this one!

Set gas burner to medium low.

Take a corn tortilla (bonus if you made it yourself, but store bought works in a pinch) and throw it on the burner.

Flip the tortilla just as the side is beginning to have burnt spots but make sure the things not catching on fire; we're going for 'foldable without breaking' so don't torch the thing.

Once the other side looks like the first side, remove from heat.

Now, the next part depends on how clean you keep your burner..

If its clean, take your bologna (if your still with me I promise it's worth it) out of its packaging and huck it on the burner.

Do not let it burn as its going to smell like burnt bologna.

Remove from heat and wrap in your tortilla.

Eat it while you clean your burner then question your life choices. 10/10 every time.

Something genuinely weird that i don't make very often is a wendigo sandwich. It contains (in order) peanut butter, pickles, bacon, mayo. I make it vegan but I still say it's good

Something i actually eat at night: random cheap kids cereal with walnuts, pepitas, or frozen berries

Goldfish in applesauce. Sounds weird, but I swear I could snack religiously on that. I actually started buying gogo squeeze so that my applesauce snacking would at least include a serving of veggies in it instead. but if I ever have regular, cupped applesauce in the house... a goldfish binge is inescapable.

I will just straight eat peanut butter with a spoon. The peanut butter is what I really want and putting on or in something just adds that many more calories.

(I do run into problems sometimes because my cat tries to steal my peanut butter.)

Cheesecake. When I wake up in the night (frequent insomnia due to a diagnosed condition), heavy food helps me get back to sleep.

Yesterday was a burger and fries as a decadent treat for dinner. I / we rarely eat so terribly, but it's a delight when we do. My better half usually cooks, but her being tired made it an opportune time to suggest fast food.

I grew up in a very ghetto area so sometimes I drink 211, cheap 40s, or hobo wine and it reminds me of my childhood. Bonus points if I can find the glass 40oz bottles but they're super rare nowadays.

Yes I can absolutely afford actually good beer and I actually have a pretty good taste in beer (at least I think so)

If it’s good hot, I’ll probably wrap it up in a tortilla and then fry it on the stove. Burritos make basically any food better.

I'll take a chocolate pudding cup and mix in some cheddar goldfish crackers. The strong flavor contrast and texture contrast makes it so fun to eat. Another option is to take cheddar potato chips and dip them into the pudding like a normal chip dip.