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Liberal Conspiracy Theorists Claim Kid Rock Will Endorse Trump At Daytona 500 (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

His girlfriend, who has tenure at the budget strip-club in town, is also expected to endorse Trump in the middle of her Wednesday afternoon performance.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 30 points 9 months ago

No need to attack a valid profession

[–] unconsciousvoidling 4 points 9 months ago

Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's mandatory