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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Games room:

Cheap at twice the price.

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[–] apis 3 points 6 months ago (6 children)

More soulless than the unused boardroom of an SME based in a small industrial estate built in the late 1990s.

Spotlight hell, pseudo-idyllic Edwardian childhood signifiers, 20 shades of griege, an auditorium worth of chairs & sofas arrayed about the pool, bizarre proportions, including in the original house due to unnecessary removal of walls.

View of the distant trees from the glass extension in photos 12 & 13 marred by service station style landscaping in the near to mid-ground.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

pseudo-idyllic Edwardian childhood signifiers

I spotted: 4 all-year-round Christmas trees, 1 rocking horse that has probably not been rocked in 80 years and 1 vintage pram.

[–] apis 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Spotted a second rocking horse, beyond the grey modular sofa which overlooks the steps down to the swimming pool.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

I missed that - good eye. Although, It doesn't look like a rocking horse, more like a statue or big toy (my niece has a few like that).

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