Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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More soulless than the unused boardroom of an SME based in a small industrial estate built in the late 1990s.
Spotlight hell, pseudo-idyllic Edwardian childhood signifiers, 20 shades of griege, an auditorium worth of chairs & sofas arrayed about the pool, bizarre proportions, including in the original house due to unnecessary removal of walls.
View of the distant trees from the glass extension in photos 12 & 13 marred by service station style landscaping in the near to mid-ground.
I spotted: 4 all-year-round Christmas trees, 1 rocking horse that has probably not been rocked in 80 years and 1 vintage pram.
Spotted a second rocking horse, beyond the grey modular sofa which overlooks the steps down to the swimming pool.
I missed that - good eye. Although, It doesn't look like a rocking horse, more like a statue or big toy (my niece has a few like that).