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Bob, short for Bobert. So that every time he has to say his full name to anyone on the phone or fill out forms somewhere, he has to repeatedly explain that, no, it's not Robert, it's Bobert.
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Pubert
Only if Pube is considered as it's diminutive!
Her comes lil Pubey!
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Adolf
That wouldn't fly with the city clerk in Belgium. But then again, one can always try!
Should have made a joke with "nein", but people would be Fuhrerious about it!
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- Spanko
- Twallypod
- Roooooo
- Meganginipple
- Nipple
- Craig
- Nart
- Puddin
- Sue
- Ticksy
- Ewwgross
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X Æ A-12
Organ farm #17.
Donald
Hey that was my dad's name. Nothing wrong with being a Donald, worst case your name is a little bit dated.
Open a random page in any P. G. Wodehouse novel and you’re good to go! Gussie Fink-Nottle, Bingo Little, Kipper Herring, Stiffy Byng. Or, my personal fave, add in an extra letter like he did for his character Psmith, where, he explains, the “p” is silent, "as in pshrimp.”
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Assuming they live in Ulm. If not, adjust name accordingly.
There's a classic Japanese story about a boy called Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopii-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke. That's all the first name. No nicknames allowed.
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We grew up with the story of Rikki-Tikki Tembo No Sa Rembo Charibariruchi Pip-Peripembo.
There was also this article recently about a Spanish Duke who was told he can’t give his daughter 25 names:
https://greekreporter.com/2023/10/27/spanish-duke-shorten-daughter-25-word-long-name/
Any "creative" spelling of a common name.
e.g., Jahnithun.
Le-a
The "-" isn't silent
Pubert
Lemmy
- J'nathan
- Lester
- Krang
- Schawghn - pronounced Sean
- Sponk - halfway between Spock and Spunk
- Clippy
- Korn
- Hootenanny
- Dan-The-Man - short for Danimal-The-One-And-Only-Manimal
- Skeet
Sh'artgnan
Donald Trump Elon Musk
Donon Trusk Eland Mump
Any very foreign sounding name is a great contender: Ashurbanipal, Nebuchadnezzar, Nabopolassar.
Judas is a good option, too. I think it's even illegal to name your child Judas in Germany.
Any DBZ character works. Trunks in an english speaking country would be spot on.
For a tropical real life villain, Jair Bolsonaro.
Deuteronomy
Rizz
Slaydolf
Anything that ends up with the initials "BJ".
Batman bin Suparman
💩. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this "he can go by his middle name if he doesn't like his first name" nonsense.
Based off the Jeffs I've known... Jeff.
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