Thebazilly

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[–] Thebazilly@pathfinder.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Subnautica legitimately made me stop and stare at my screen with mouth agape at the wonder and terror of a glowing undersea behemoth. I've never had a game provoke pure awe like it does.

[–] Thebazilly@pathfinder.social 43 points 1 year ago (8 children)

"Watch the Irishman Suffer" is practically it's own genre of Star Trek episode. Chief O'Brien needs a break, he's just a regular dude who has witnessed his own death too many times.

I have also had this issue!

I'm a Pathfinder fan with vague disdain for 5e as a ruleset and active loathing for Forgotten Realms as a setting. I love this game.

My life has been replaced with Baldur's Gate 3. I'm partially into Act 2 but keep having to take breaks because the spooky atmosphere and crippling decision anxiety are stressing me out too much to continue playing long stretches.

[–] Thebazilly@pathfinder.social 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is everyone acting like Dragon Age: Origins is the only fantasy RPG that ever existed? Baldur's Gate 3 is the next step in a long legacy of genre defining games.

[–] Thebazilly@pathfinder.social 10 points 1 year ago

Practice makes perfect!

I'd say the most important thing is knowing who your NPCs are and what they want. That's what you should prepare outside of sessions. Once you have that, it's a lot easier to deal with players throwing curveballs.

A constrained scope helps as well. Give the group a prompt like "make characters who want revenge on the Lich Queen" or "make characters who care about the city of Korvosa."

[–] Thebazilly@pathfinder.social 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can't actually get the true ending on your first playthrough. You have to do the neutral ending first.

It is a wonderful little game!

[–] Thebazilly@pathfinder.social 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Don't tell my friends, but I actually like GMing more than playing now. It's fun to have the galaxy-brain "always on" feeling and multitask information. (And it's always your turn in combat!)

As a more serious suggestion, you could make sorbet if you have a food processor or blender! It's super simple and how I use up leftover fresh fruit after making freezer jam.

Puree fruit, add sugar as desired, freeze on a cookie sheet, re-puree, then freeze permanently.

[–] Thebazilly@pathfinder.social 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • Gather raspberries.
  • Put raspberries in mouth.
  • Repeat.
[–] Thebazilly@pathfinder.social 10 points 1 year ago

I am putting my money on Mystra. Even though she only exists in Forgotten Realms, she has to die on every edition change, right?

 

I am desperate to discuss this game, it's possibly one of my top 3 Final Fantasy games.

The combat feels pretty great, I don't mind it being a Devil May Cry action system. It's really satisfying to chain together evades and teleports and blow up the screen with particle effects. The game really opens up as you get more abilities but it does take a while to get into the full scope of combat.

The sense of spectacle is amazing, I am a huge fan of kaiju movies, so I am all on board for 50 foot monster battles.

And the story and characters are so good! It's so refreshing to get a story where the protagonists want to make the world a better place by throwing down oppressive authority and are actually allowed to do so. Clive has a strong sense of honor and a very endearing dorky streak wrapped up behind all his emotional trauma and he's a great sympathetic protagonist. Cid is possibly one of the best Cids of all time (where did they find the absolute mutant that voices him?). Jill is a perfect complement to Clive, they are possibly the only two people who can fully understand each other.

Additional marks for letting everyone say "Fuck."

Please mark spoilers!

 

This spider got into my house this morning and I had to put it back out before the cat got it. It's about a half inch long and very fuzzy and cute.

 

I decided to make this creature after spending an hour pulling bindweed out of my backyard. Inspired by invasive and/or aggressive vining plants such as poison ivy, kudzu, and bindweed!


Though called a hydra due to its tendency to regenerate from very little plant material and many nodding flower heads, the twining hydra is not related to hydras in the least. Twining hydras are thought to arise from the chaotic energy of the First World, though some theorize that they are a biological deterrent created by a gnomish druid to drive intruders away from sacred groves. Either way, the capacity of the creatures for destruction is unparalleled and their persistence overly robust. Attempts to remove the creatures result in severe allergic reactions from the caustic sap, and attempts to hide are typically foiled by the plant simply tearing down entire walls. Even so, the sap is a useful reagent in alchemical poisons and decoctions when handled carefully, so adventurers may seek out one of these invasive creatures rather than simply defending against its encroachment on farmland or civilization.

Twining Hydra Creature 9

N Huge Plant

Perception +18, lifesense (precise) 30ft (no vision)

Skills Athletics +20 (can't jump or swim), Stealth +18

Str +6 Dex +5 Con +4 Int -5** Wis** +3 Cha -2

AC 27 all-around vision; Fort +21, Ref +18, Will +13

HP 160 regeneration 35 (deactivated by acid or negative, or see Sunlight Dependence below); Immunities visual; Resistances piercing 10, bludgeoning 10; Weaknesses fire 10

Attack of Opportunity

Phototropic ⟳ (primal, healing) Trigger The Twining Hydra is affected by or in the area of a spell with the Light trait; Effect The Twining Hydra Steps towards the light source and regains 40 HP

Speed 20 feet, climb 15 feet

Melee ◆ vine +19[+14/+9] (reach 10ft), Damage 2d8+11 bludgeoning plus Grab

Constrict ◆ 2d8+9 bludgeoning, DC 25

Sap Spray ◆◆ The twining hydra snaps one of its own vines to spray caustic milky sap in a 30-foot cone. Creatures in the area must succeed at a DC 25 Reflex save or be exposed to Irritating Sap.

Irritating Sap (contact poison) Similar to poison ivy, the twining hydra produces an allergic reaction, causing blistering, itching, and pain in affected areas that becomes more severe with repeated exposure. Unlike other afflictions, Irritating Sap can only progress to a stage equal to the number of times a creature has been exposed to it (so if a creature has been exposed two times, it can only progress between Stages 0-2). Saving Throw DC 25 Fortitude; Maximum Duration 3 days; Stage 1 4d6 poison damage and enfeebled 1 (1 day); Stage 2 6d6 poison damage and enfeebled 1 (1 day); Stage 3 8d6 poison damage, enfeebled 1 and drained 1 (1 day); Stage 4 death

Aerial Roots A Twining Hydra ignores the first 5 points of Hardness when damaging an object or structure (including shields and animated objects).

Sunlight Dependence A Twining Hydra does not need to eat, although it does require sunlight to live. Depriving a Twining Hydra of all light for 1 week deactivates its regeneration.

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