Hexagon

What do you mean? I'm using it with a high DPI screen and I don't see anything wrong, Xwailand clients may get a little blurred but that's it

Is this for real? It's not The Onion?

Why does it remind me of this? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_bit

... it's assumed to be true, until proven otherwise

The "dead internet" is getting closer

Not really, I prefer to do this kind of stuff on a desktop. Also, I don't think mobile browsers have good developer tools to use for this purpose

I usually try this method when there isn't something easier: https://superuser.com/a/990986

Because it would hurt sales. Duh!

First world problem*

For problem 2, it may be caused by the firewall zone in network-manager. Try setting it to a more permissive zone, such as "home" or even "trusted"

Randall Munroe would like to have a word with you:

https://what-if.xkcd.com/47/

Sorry, but that's what you get for buying NVidia eyes