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Fun fact: Lay on Hands doesn't require you to actually use your hands. (comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)
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Throughout October, I'll be drawing a piece of Konsi art every day as a Drawtober challenge. Here's the prompts I'll be using.

You can find the art on Mastodon, Tumblr, Bsky, or Twitter. First two are best.

Alternative title: When you post the conclusion people were thirsting for 43 comics ago.

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[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also have today's daily Konsi.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is a classy party, so you please look respectfully, and restricted appreciative comments to one small awooga each.

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

^awooga^

[–] TieDyeKing@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

~Awooga~

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

awooga (!!!!!)

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's a fine looking lady

It's cause, as a goblin, she needs to prove her civilised side more, right? 😋

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I will always be amazed that bards have the reputation and not paladins. They're charisma casters with a healing touch, an inspiring aura, and immunity to disease.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That whole "Noble honor" thing.

A Paladin has the expectation of living up to a code, honor thyself and thy Deity aspect people lean in to.

Bards? Rockstar lifestyle, or that bit of intrigue. A Harper in the right bedchamber could find some fun things.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is where you come in with a paladin of Sune, where their code of honour involves regular one night stands where you make sure your romantic partner for the night has the greatest night of their life. For you, it's Tuesday.

[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

There was a campaign I ran many years ago where the predominant dwarven culture's religion involved dedication to "principles" rather than literal gods. There'd be temples of Industriousness, temples of Hospitality, and so forth.

A small but fairly popular one was the Temple of Hedonism. They had clerics of Hedonism that were called "Chaperones" and paladins of Hedonism that were called "Bouncers." They were serious business, and their serious business was to ensure that everyone else in the room was safe while they had a good time. When they were on duty they were very much not susceptible to seduction or temptation.

The party got on their bad side in a big way and for a part of the campaign were dogged by hit squads led by paladins of Hedonism, fleeing from town to town trying to get out of the region they had reach in. They weren't exactly afraid of the Hedonists but they knew things were about to get very uncomfortable when they caught up.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

The Specific Compliance Oath of Ancients Paladin

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Noble honour just means they take responsibility if they knock anyone up, and they never lie about what they intend for a relationship to be. I could probably go through every set of tenets and give an idea of how every paladin is in bed.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

"YOU ASSHOLE! YOU SAID YOU WERE WEARING PROTECTION!"

"I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!"

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean oath of the ancients though

Nothing gets some folks feeling the light quite like getting to ride a knight's face for a turn

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Paladin massages would so next level it's honestly hard to imagine.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you fall in love with a paladin, you're smitten by them.

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Konsi will agree that when it comes to Razira, it's not just her smites that are divine, if you know what I'm saying.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's also the lay on hands and the relentless endurance.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

It also helps that they can Bless somebody whenever they sneeze.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 year ago

Or smote if they don't like you back

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've always said that druids have the most horny potential.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago

It's not called "Mild Shape"

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Explain...

[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Baldur's Gate 3 explains it best (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4#t=20215s

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait Razira is a paladin? I thought she's a warrior

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, that's how she was introduced :)

Her statblock is as an NPC sidekick paladin, so she has a much reduced kit from a full paladin.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My apologies if this is too tall an image to display nicely in your lemmy clients - it wasn't really designed to go into a lemmy post.

Try opening the image directly, or if that fails, reading it on my site directly.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago

I guess it's just the web client that displays it super small unless I keep clicking through to get the full image :D

[–] Fidelity9373@artemis.camp 6 points 1 year ago

Works well in the Artemis Kbin client.

[–] mightbejackie@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Opens fine in Connect

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 17 points 1 year ago

IT HAPPENED

[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

Cue cheering from the entire comment section, including me

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 year ago

There will be some fucking offscreen soon !

This is absolutely the cutest way to roleplay an ability ever. Love it.

[–] Shhalahr 15 points 1 year ago

I didn't realize it until now, but I’m pretty sure that this is what I’ve been waiting for.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago

Lay on Side

Lay on Back

Lay on Stomach

The sleeping Paladin heals his bed.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Razira flustered? Nice.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When Konsi grabs Razira's dress to pull her in for the kiss, I made a mistake drawing it originally, and got the criss-cross backwards. When I noticed it, I redrew the dress to cross over the right way, and the adjustment made the pose far more aggressive from Konsi... Which I think is fine.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

No mistakes. Only happy accidents.

[–] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

It's actually one of your stronger panels in the whole series so far.

Clean and strong.

[–] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago

I am in LOVE with those last 2 panels.

That hand behind her neck is an awesome detail....

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

She ain't gonna have any charges left in the morning, isn't she.

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Konsi's ear tips! They're blushing too!!! Lovely detail ♥️

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Cutest thing I saw all day

[–] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Healing kisses don’t use a spell slot?

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 year ago

It's lay on hands, so, no.

[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

SHOCKING