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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 108 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What the – and I can't stress this enough – fuck is wrong with conservatives?

[–] The_Che_Banana 30 points 3 months ago

Lead paint.

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The two headed guy with a… dunce cap? on is a special touch.

[–] kethali@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of a kkk hood

[–] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

Theyre the same hat

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Gotta love how Christianity, a religion where one of the teachings is loving thy neighbor, is used as a way for people to justify hating liberals or anyone who isn't part of the predominantly conservative white Christian hivemind. Stuff like these kinds of posts are definitely one of the top 3 reasons why I keep me away from organized religion.

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Christianity also has some things to say about idolatry.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

It might be time to euthanize grandma.

[–] zib@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know, the bible said a little something about idolatry, but I guess remembering that is a little too inconvenient for these people.

[–] Faydaikin 8 points 3 months ago

I don't think most Christian Americans have read it.

It's easier to just make up your own stuff as you see fit.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This gives me idea of post apocalyptic America where trump forced scientists to put his dna into a virus, release it and the country is filled with these horrific mutants. There are like weird fringe trump worship cults warring with each other as isolated pocket nations in the wasteland.

[–] Heikki@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I imaginge this like a fallout video game where you have low intelligence and slightly higher charisma. You forgot the part where they are all voiced from his speeches saying things like: "I am smart because my uncle was a professor at MIT."

"This hurricane was the wettest in terms of water"

"Covfefe"

"I'm treated worse than Aberham Lincoln, by the press"

"This country is doing well, in so many ways, but there's such divisiveness."

"When youre a star, they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy"

"There were many fine people on both sides."

"There are things we can do with light, that kill the virus instantly. Bleach also seems like a good idea"

There are a lot of quotes that would make the dumbest dialog possibilities in a Fallout like VG

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

Ram ranch pic

[–] Mutterwitz@feddit.de 7 points 3 months ago
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago

Y'all need to be more comfortable calling your "family" out

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is like a lame version of that Dr Who episode where the Master turns everyone on earth into himself

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 3 points 3 months ago

To be fair, that was kind of lame, too.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 3 months ago

One test used to diagnose schizophrenia is called the DAP test, or “draw a person” test. It involves asking the patient to draw a person; if the drawing is incoherent (body parts not connected correctly, too few or too many or in the wrong place, etc.) that can be symptomatic of schizophrenia. I was reminded of this by this image, which could probably serve as a diagnostic of some form of cognitive decline (i.e. if a patient responds to this positively, some critical faculty has deteriorated)

[–] Scary_le_Poo 6 points 3 months ago

The 2 headed one on the left is some nightmare fuel.

[–] ChiefSinner@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

That has got to be the most demonic looking trump meme I've seen yet

Twelve nanoseconds after generating this image, the first AI suicide occurred.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

I’m just ready for the nukes to drop. wtf have we done?

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This image would make H. P. Lovecraft shudder in disgust.

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[–] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 4 points 3 months ago

How did MTG sneak into that pic?

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Aside from trump, they sure have some twisted fetishes with america (their country) being gods country and wanting to be ruled and all.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

...I kind of want to see them all animated doing the double hand job dance.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Cursed lemon party

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

i had no idea that necklaces were so popular

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 3 points 3 months ago

I’m feeling rather ill

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 3 months ago

Jesus mother of fuck