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[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 65 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Bug isn't even a technical term. Lobsters are considered bugs!

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 29 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Yeah I always assumed "bug" was like "vegetable"


it's a colloquial, not taxonomic, term. But there are "true bugs" so maybe the analogy isn't completely sound.

(And tomato is absolutely a vegetable.)

[–] dh34d@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

They're culinary vegetables. My wife likes to say it like this: intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing that it doesn't go in a fruit salad.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I always love the "explaining dnd stats with a tomato" bit:

Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far.

Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far.

Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn't go in fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

Also, obligatory "salsa is tomato in a fruit salad".

[–] NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world 1 points 6 months ago

Alternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.

[–] Malgas 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 6 months ago

Everyone loves my tomato/eggplant/pumpkin fruit salad. I bring it to parties, and they all say it looks so good, they want to make sure everyone else gets a chance to eat it. Except everyone says that, and I end up having to take it home and throw it out.

[–] flora_explora 1 points 6 months ago

Well, sweet tomato marmalade is actually quite tasty ;)

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago

Agreed. In my mind "bug" has always meant arthropod. So it's include insects, spiders, crustaceans, etc.

[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

I'd prefer vodka in watermelons, personally!

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 4 points 6 months ago

But they wanted to feel smugly superior! Poor fella can't even be pedantic properly...

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ someone get that dude a therapist.

[–] Pilgrim 16 points 6 months ago

But his username is mentally healthy so how could he need a therapist?

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)
  1. there is no scientific definition of "bug". the entire category is a social construct much like vegetables
  2. this person's first sentence defined spiderd as insects and the second sentence said they weren't
[–] NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They are missing some punctuation where it was desperately needed but imagine a comma or period after " spiders are not bugs" and reread.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

All good my dude... It didn't make sense to me on my first past either so I figured that it might have gotten you in the same spot too. Just glad to see the community is not throwing down votes at ya anymore, because your comment just felt like an honest misread. Cheers.

[–] Zacryon@lemmy.wtf 7 points 6 months ago

TIL, vegetables are a social construct.

This article illustrates this nicely:
https://athensscienceobserver.com/2019/09/30/vegetables-are-a-social-construct/

[–] azi@mander.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

Anyone know what the first known case of 'bug' exclusively referring to Hemipterans/Heteropterans? The first use of bug being applied to arthropods was in the 1620s in reference to bedbugs (in Hemiptera but not Heteroptera) with the term ladybug (not in Hemiptera) first attested in the 1690s. Both predate Linnean taxonomy. So why and when did entomologists decide to coin this highly restrictive definition? It's a very English-language term so it surely wasn't when the taxon was created by Linnaeus.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Neil Degrasse Tyson tier reply

[–] jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 6 months ago

mmm, human-lite

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

Username doesn't check out