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Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!
I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!
When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town
Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.
5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔
One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.
The next day: I should post a reply.
Now: We're in now now.
Made of transparent aluminum, mind you
Best one here
Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet
Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.
"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"
The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Incorrect.”
Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.
Thank you so much for the note.
Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that's the way to grow a community.
I was responding to your “correction.”
There wasn’t any humour.
Yes, the lack of humor is the issue. It's banter OP, chill.
All I’m saying is if someone‘a going to “correct’ my joke, they need to be additive, as opposed to just a worse version of the bit.
And calling me an asshole is hardly banter. If buddy was bantering, he would have clapped back as opposed to whining about what a big meanie I am.
I can hear the harrumph of judgement.
Makes you look stupid for not returning yours
Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts
Yes...harry does...and no one else....
edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!
Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.
In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play...
The other cart:
bump
PUT IT BACK!
thump
STOP IT
jam
I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!
rattles crooked wheel
Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.
fuck cars
some people are just allergic to fun
Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.